Rep Barbie Q. Wins Re-Election by 20 Points!

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Rep. Barbie Q. has won a supposedly competitive election by over 20 points, a unprecedented landslide for a competetive area, and a major win not just for the people, but for the entire party. With this re-election, Barbie Q. will continue to fight for the benefit of everyone. Her first priority is getting Fanta youth protected, and then she will guarentee...

Representative Barbie Q statement on the presidential debate

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Early yesterday, Representative Barbie Q. took the floor to denounce the most recent presidential debate: "For years the people have asked for better representatives. This recent debate shows that we have made no progress, it was an unmitigated and total disaster. Joshua Treeshucker and Fanta Fanta both were unable to compete with a...

S.O.A.T. BILL PASSED

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The Safety of All Trees Bill, champtioned by Barbie Q, has recently cleared the House and Senate. This bill will ensure that no species of tree will be exterminated for no reason, such as the declaration that some trees are inherently superior to others. Now, we must ensure that the president does NOT veto this bill, as it is critical to the ...

Rep. Barbie Q endorses new Transport bill

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Representative Barbie Q. has officially endorsed the newest transport bill created by Fanta Fanta. This Bill will give millions to each state to develop infrastructure that will benefit everyone. This bill will create new jobs, new modes of transport, and a safer community through increased funding to critical programs. Several other...

Traffic cones block the path to the Capitol

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Early August morning, a wild herd of traffic cones blocked the path for many civilians and politicans attempting to reach the capitol. The herd was quickly dispersed by animal control using red lights and construction noises to lead them back to their natural habitat. This has brought attention to the issue of Traffic cone Habitats being eroded...

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Curious about who Barbie Q is? What is a Fanta Fanta? Come here to get your questions answered! I didn't feel like doing another news article so uh you get this. (is this just a more detailed read-me? yeah) (this is probably the most interesting article, the other ones are just meant to be short placeholders instead of something real)